Susan Sparks: Check your weapons at the door
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Susan Sparks: Check your weapons at the door

I had an unfortunate collision on my motorcycle... with a bug. You might think something like, “Aww, how sad for the bug,” but in fact, I was the one that ended up visiting a local hospital. Although the bug incident was jarring, the large sign at the entrance of the clinic - “Check Your Weapons at the Door” - was more alarming. Who knew that in seeing a doctor, one needed to come packing heat?
The bug injury healed, but I’ve never forgotten that sign, and over time, I have decided that the message “check your weapons at the door” is great advice for life.
There are a lot of weapons floating around these days. On the international scene, there are nukes, drone strikes and WMDs (weapons of mass destruction). In the United States, there’s the scourge of automatic weapons. But there’s also an equally scary and perhaps even more dangerous weapon at large in the world: the human tongue.

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Salvation Army to hold Open Air Church Service
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Salvation Army to hold Open Air Church Service

The Hannibal Salvation Army will host its fifth annual Open Air Service at 2 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 22 in Hannibal's Central Park at 4th and Broadway

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Salvation Army plans open air Church Service Sept. 22

HANNIBAL — The Hannibal Salvation Army will host its fifth annual Open Air Service at 2 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 22 in Hannibal's Central Park at Fourth and Broadway.

Bill Tinsley: A place to rest
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Bill Tinsley: A place to rest

We live in a time-crunched world where life is lived on the run. Millions pull out of their driveways in the pre-dawn dark, grab a last-minute breakfast burrito, and merge onto freeways while listening to the morning news and traffic reports between cell phone calls. It is a frenzied start to a frenzied day.
Weary from long hours at work, the same drivers re-enter the stream of traffic making their way home past memorized billboards. Weekends are filled with errands, second jobs, T-ball, soccer, football. Church is squeezed into an already full schedule that has no margins.

Shayne Looper: You aren’t from around here, are you?
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Shayne Looper: You aren’t from around here, are you?

“How y’all doin?”
On a trip to Tennessee and North Carolina, my wife and I heard that line again and again. It reminded me of being in Boston, only there it was “How-ah-ya?” or “How-ya-doin?”
I love languages and dialects and so, while we were in Boston, I told my wife I just had to try “How-ah-ya?” on somebody. It took me awhile to work up the nerve - I was afraid of ruffling some New England feathers - but finally tried it out on a clerk in a store. “How-ah-ya?” I asked. My son, who was living in Boston, said I got it wrong. It sounded like I was from the Bronx.
In North Carolina I never did get up the nerve to try “How y’all doin?” I wasn’t sure what the penalty is for impersonating a Southerner and I didn’t want to find out. I certainly didn’t want people thinking I was making fun of them.

Celebration of Life Banquet coming to Hannibal
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Celebration of Life Banquet coming to Hannibal

The Hannibal Chapter of Missouri Right to Life will hold a Celebration of Life Banquet at 6 p.m. Friday, Sept. 27 at the Holiday Inn Express, 120 Shinn Lane in Hannibal

Four decades of heartfelt deliveries
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Four decades of heartfelt deliveries

Hannibal couple stays in touch with friends after four decades of sending anniversary card and letters back and forth

Suzette Martinez Standring: Pure reassurance
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Suzette Martinez Standring: Pure reassurance

When all the shouting’s done, humble goodness shines forever. Temporary power and posturing are empty calories that disappear. But quiet strength continues to nourish decades later. I remember Mercedes, an old woman whose last name I never knew. As a child I found her very scary at first.
My parents came from the Philippines. They left behind the familiar and everyone beloved on a wing and prayer for a better life. They lived with hardship getting started in the U.S.
I was born here, and at 6-years-old, I went to daily mass with my mother where I’d sit and watch Mercedes.

Ask Pastor Adrienne: Trunk-or-Treats are coming
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Ask Pastor Adrienne: Trunk-or-Treats are coming

Q: Dear Pastor,
How do you feel about Trunk-or-Treat events?
A: I’m assuming you’re asking me because you’re not a huge fan of Halloween? Yes, we are just a few weeks away now from the October events which surround the Devil’s high-holiday. I’ve written numerous exposés on Halloween and how I feel about it - but that is a lengthy discussion for another time.

YMCA receives biggest boost yet from Y Men's Club
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YMCA receives biggest boost yet from Y Men's Club

Y Men's Club gives $50,000 to Hannibal YMCA to pay for roof repairs